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ACTION TOY - 3'S A CROWD |
Naughty 11cm high wind up action toy. |
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ACTION TOY - COUPLE |
Naughty 11cm high action windup toy |
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ACTION TOY - HAPPY BOYS |
Naughty 11cm high action windup toy |
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ACTION TOY - SHEEP |
Naughty 11cm high action windup toy |
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AFTER SEX TISSUES |
Never sleep in the wet patch again! |
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ARSE/FACE SOAP |
A tongue in cheek gift - make sure that you never wash your face with the wrong part of the soap again! |
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BIRTHDAY PARTY CANDLES |
Naughty birthday party candles. Six per pack |
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BOOBY FISHING LURE |
Booby Fishing Lure, Guaranteed to land the big one! |
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BOTTOM'S UP GOLF TEE'S |
Naughty Golf tee pack. |
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DASHBOARD DARLING |
Naughty 15cm high dashboard novelty. Watch her jiggle! |
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DICKY HAIRBRUSH |
Dicky Hairbrush, Take Care of Both Ends at Once! |
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DICKY WINE CHARMS |
Dicky Wine charms, You will never get your drinks mixed up again. 8 per set |
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DUMB BELL EXERCISER |
For the fitness freak. Need we say more ! |
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FLASHING HEADBAND |
Naughty flashing headband. Batteries NOT included |
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GAME - FUXK |
Naughty game for 2 or 4 players |
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GAME - LOVERS DARTS |
Naughty Dart Game for 2 or 4 players |
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GAME _ TIC TAC TOE |
Naughty Board Game, Tic Tac Toe (XOXO) |
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GLOW IN THE DARK SEX POSITION DECIDER |
Sex Position Decider, Glow in the Dark so you can have all the Lights off! |
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GLOW STICKS |
Naughty glow in the dark sticks. Sold individually or in display boxes of 24. |
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HENS NIGHT - BACK SLAPPERS |
What a great way to break the ice with anyone and everyone on your Hen Night. Take it in turns to sticker the unsuspecting victim with one of ten hilarious phrases ! |
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HEN'S NIGHT VEIL AND TIARA |
Now anyone can spot the bride to be when she wears this veil and tiara |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - AQUARIUS |
You have an inventive and free spirited mind, in other words you are a compulsive liar with loose morals. You are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a total idiot. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - ARIES |
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are paranoid, and rightly so as everyone thinks that you are a complete turd. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You will live to a ripe old age, but inside you are dead already. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - CANCER |
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a mug. You are always procrastinating. This is why you will always be on benefits and wont ever amount to anything. Put us all out of our misery and end it all now. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - CAPRICORN |
You are conservative and afraid to take risks. You are basically a loser. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You do nothing but annoy everyone you come into contact with. You should kill yourself now and save us all the embarrassment. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - GEMINI |
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People only like you because you are a bisexual and are good with your tongue. You are inclined to expect too much for too little, this means you are a tight git and never get a round in. Geminis thrive on others misfortune. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - LEO |
You must consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are a jumped up prat. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is beyond belief. Leo's are thieving cows who enjoy masturbation more than sex. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - LIBRA |
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. You spend all of your free time on the internet as you have no real friends. Your capacity for self pity is outstanding. Chances for employment and monetary gains are non existent. You will die a virgin. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - PISCES |
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed. You aren't - why would anyone follow you? You lack confidence and are generally a spineless moron. Don't bother trying to hide your strange fixation with small animals, everybody knows. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - SAGITTARIUS |
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to reply on luck since you have no talent or social skills. The majority of Sagittarians are addicts. People laugh at you because you are always soiling yourself. You are utterly worthless. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - SCORPIO |
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success by stabbing everyone you meet in the back. You will do anything for money, you son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - TAURUS |
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and will work yourself to death. No one admires you. Most people think you are a stubborn bum wipe. You are nothing but a communist whore. |
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HORROR SCOPE MUG - VIRGO |
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This anal behavior is sickening to your friends, but you don't care because you prefer your computer anyway. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep whilst having sex. Virgo's make good traffic wardens. |
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INFLATABLE WIFE |
What makes an ideal wife? One that will never talk back, never expect expensive presents and won't get angry if you forget your anniversary - well now you have found her! |
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LOVE CUFFS FURRY |
Handcuffs for the Naughty in pink or brown leopard fur finish |
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LOVE CUFFS METAL |
Handcuffs for the Naughty! |
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LOVE MASK |
Make everything a naughty surprise! |
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MALE CHASTITY PRESERVER |
For all the Naughty Boys out there! |
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MASSAGER |
Got an aching back or neck? |
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MOBILE PHONE HOLDER - BOOBIE |
Naughty 100cm high mobile phone holder |
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MOBILE PHONE HOLDER - DICKY |
Naughty 130cm high mobile phone holder |
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MUG - BITCH OF THE YEAR |
Bitch of the Year |
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MUG - BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN |
Blondes have more fun! |
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MUG - BRUNETTES HAVE MORE FUN |
Brunettes have more fun! |
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MUG - DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS ? |
Does my Bum look big in this ? |
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MUG - I ONLY WANT REVENGE |
I only want Revenge! |
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MUG - I'M NOT A SLUT |
I'm not a Slut, I'm just popular! |
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MUG - I'M NOT A SNOB |
I'm not a Snob, I'm just better than you! |
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MUG - PORNSTAR |
Pornstar! |
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MUG - TIME FOR T |
Time for Tea? |
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MUG - USUALLY I'M THIN |
Usually I'm Thin and Gorgeous, but today is my day off! |
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MUG - WOMEN NEED MEN |
Women need men like a hole in the head! |
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NAUGHTY DICE |
Naughty dice for those that like to take a gamble. What will you have to do? |
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NICE GIRLS CANDLE |
Nice Girls Candle |
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PECKER COOKIE CUTTERS |
Pecker Cookie Cutter, Cookie Anyone?? Suprize your loved one with a batch of different sized cookies in this novelty shape |
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PECKER DRINKS STIRRER |
Pecker Drinks Stirrer, Perfect for Hens Parties for Stirring Yummy Cocktails |
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PECKER EGGS FRYER |
Pecker Eggs Fryer, Make your loved one breakfast in the morning with this non stick egg fryer. Great for Frying Eggs, Making Pancakes, Omelettes and Pizza |
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PECKER PARTY PICKS |
Pecker Party Picks, Perfect for Parties |
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PECKER PARTY WHISTLE |
Pecker Party Whistle, Blow for Fun! |
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PENIS HOOPLA |
Naughty variation of popular game. 15cm high. |
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SEXUAL PUNISHMENT |
Who's been a naughty boy ? |
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SEXY FEMALE ICE MAKER |
Sexy Female Ice Maker, Makes 5 |
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SEXY MALE ICE MAKER |
Sexy Male Ice Maker, Makes 5, Great for Hens Parties |
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SPORTS LEG CUFFS |
Soft Leg Cuffs, Foam and Velcro |
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THE KARMA SUTRA TOWER |
The Karma Sutra Tower. Can you get into position without letting the tower fall! |
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THE RISQUE TOWER |
The Risque Tower, Truth or Dare with a twist! perfect for sleep overs or hens parties. Will you dare to play and share your secrets! |
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TRIPLE X VOUCHERS |
Naughty reward vouchers for the good boy/girl! 12 assorted per booklet. |
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WHOOPING WILLY |
Naughty Undies |
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WILLY LEASH |
Too Scary to talk about ! |
